If you’d give your left arm for the chance to shoot Mars Curiosity’s laser, make a laser sound and take a sip.
If you think Man on Fire and Enemy of the State were bad ass movies, take a sip in memory of director Tony Scott. RIP.
Tony Scott: Autopsy planned after director leaps from bridge.
First of all, from what I understand from doctors [pregnancy from rape] is really rare…If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
Representative Todd Akin, candidate for the United States Senate in Missouri.
If you know Todd Akin is completely full of crap because you passed high school biology, or had the birds and the bees talk with your parents, take a sip. Also waterfall until you can figure out how this guy is already a representative of the people in the United States House of Representatives.
If the answer to the question above has the words “a drink” in it, take a sip.
Also, if you were freaked out by tumblrbot asking you a question in all caps the first time you signed into tumblr, take another sip.
If unimpressed bunny > unimpressed McKayla, find a friend who disagrees with you. Go out to the bar, ask people to buy you drinks, then immediately make your unimpressed bunny/McKayla face. Whoever gets more drinks wins. But really we all win.
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If Zuckerberg’s net worth is still greater than yours even as Facebook stock tanks, take a sip. If you bought Facebook stock, finish your drink.
If you wish Russia would stop being terrible when it comes to free speech so you could exercise your own right to giggle like a twelve-year-old about the name “Pussy Riot,” take a sip for each member of the band (3).
Russian punk-rockers sentenced to two years for anti-Putin concert
Paul Ryan’s love of Rage Against the Machine is amusing, because he is the embodiment of the machine that our music has been raging against for two decades….
Tom Morello. Take a sip if you love this quote, and maybe listen to Guerrilla Radio while you do.
If you’re still celebrating the US mens national team’s historic win in Mexico last night, take a sip while screaming GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL! Whipping your shirt around in the air and sliding across your front lawn on your belly is optional.
Only two percent of Canadians believe climate change is NOT occurring. Bravo neighbors to the north.
Pour yourself a glass of Forty Creek Double Barrel or crack open a Labatt to celebrate and take a sip in honor of the intelligence of the Canadian people.
